"Mom, Dad…I’m coming out…
OF MY CAGE AND IM DOING JUST FINE “
You got anything for his mouth?
She’s brought back more people from the dead than Jesus Christ.
So, Jon Snow just looks INSANE on the cover of Men’s Health!
Jon Snow, or Kit Harrington as his birth certificate says (whatever) is promoting his new movie Pompeii, where he’s basically a tank of muscle, so naturally he’s doing pull-ups on the cover of Men’s Health. Seriously— he’s literally pulling himself up on a group of words about gluttony and being a lazy ass. Men’s Health got super poetic on our asses!
Now, I’m not a muscle girl, but holy shit, Jon Snow! His arms have to be photoshopped. They are just not real. I’m pretty sure I can use his bicep for chopping up veggies—- it’s a cutting board.
I want it on record that I’m only paying to see Pompeii because Kit Harrington is sans a shirt 78% of the time.